{"product_id":"buy-me-dinner-before-you-ride-my-ass-funny-usa-bumper-sticker","title":"Buy Me Dinner Before You Ride My Ass Funny USA Bumper Sticker","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e15\" × 3.75\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            15.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.75 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        \u003ch3\u003eAT LEAST BUY ME DINNER BEFORE YOU RIDE MY ASS!\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOfficial University of Shitty Advice Bumper Sticker \u003c\/strong\u003eBring a little good-natured wit to the road with the official University of Shitty Advice bumper sticker. The design features Professor Cornelius Absalom Fitch-Pemberton Bullshiton III delivering a playful message to tailgaters: \"At least buy me dinner before you ride my ass.\" It's a humorous reminder that turns everyday frustration into a moment of laughter. With bold red text, gold accents, and the Professor's unmistakable portrait and signature, it stands out clearly on any car, truck, or SUV. It's not just a joke, it's a conversation starter. Printed in the classic 11-by-3-inch bumper sticker size, it fits most vehicles and stays readable from a distance. It's a fun, memorable gift for anyone who appreciates clever humor and bold personality. Add it to your cart today and let the Professor do the talking the next time someone gets too close. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Bright, crisp colors produced with modern printing techniques\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Premium water-resistant vinyl rated to last over five years outdoors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Smooth matte finish for a clean, low-glare appearance\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- UV-protective matte laminate helps shield the sticker from the elements\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Waterproof adhesive, easy-peel backing, and indoor\/outdoor suitability\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15\" × 3.75\" \/ Rectangle \/ White","offer_id":49123638804598,"sku":"13191357822708664149","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0728\/6063\/1158\/files\/17351107655143972765_2048.jpg?v=1792852140","url":"https:\/\/shop.shittyadvicenow.com\/products\/buy-me-dinner-before-you-ride-my-ass-funny-usa-bumper-sticker","provider":"U.S.A University Of Shitty Advice","version":"1.0","type":"link"}