The Professor's Official Whiskey Glass – University of Shitty Advice

The Professor's Official Whiskey Glass – University of Shitty Advice

10.5oz
$43.78
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The Professor's Official Whiskey Glass – University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor's Official Whiskey Glass – University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor's Official Whiskey Glass – University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor's Official Whiskey Glass – University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor's Official Whiskey Glass – University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor's Official Whiskey Glass – University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor's Official Whiskey Glass – University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor's Official Whiskey Glass – University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor's Official Whiskey Glass – University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor's Official Whiskey Glass – University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor's Official Whiskey Glass – University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor's Official Whiskey Glass – University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor's Official Whiskey Glass – University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor's Official Whiskey Glass – University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor's Official Whiskey Glass – University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor's Official Whiskey Glass – University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor's Official Whiskey Glass – University of Shitty Advice
The Professor's Official Whiskey Glass – University of Shitty Advice

The Professor's Official Whiskey Glass – University of Shitty Advice

$43.78
Size10.5oz

The Professor's Official Whiskey Glass – University of Shitty Advice

A Distinguished Glass for Questionable Decisions.

Raise a glass to poor judgment, questionable wisdom, and the fine art of giving absolutely terrible advice!

Introducing The Professor's Official Whiskey Glass, featuring the University of Shitty Advice emblem and the signature of the legendary Professor Cornelius Absalom Fitch-Pemberton Bullshiton III.

This classic, clear whiskey glass features an elegant, understated design that captures the Professor's distinguished personality. With its subtle white artwork, signature, and timeless appearance, it's the perfect addition to any home bar, office collection, or gentleman's study.

Why You'll Love It

  • Exclusive Professor Design: Features University of Shitty Advice branding and the Professor's signature.

  • Classic Whiskey Glass: A traditional, straight-sided design with a sturdy-looking base and timeless appeal.

  • Subtle, Sophisticated Artwork: Elegant white detailing creates a distinguished look without overpowering the glass.

  • Perfect for Your Favorite Drink: Ideal for whiskey, bourbon, scotch, cocktails, or whatever helps you tolerate the world's dumbasses.

  • Great Conversation Starter: Because nothing starts a conversation quite like explaining why you graduated from the University of Shitty Advice.

  • Excellent Gift Idea: Perfect for whiskey enthusiasts, friends, coworkers, bosses, graduates, and anyone with an appreciation for sarcasm.

A Word From the Professor

"A fine whiskey won't make you smarter, but it might make listening to a dumbass a little more tolerable. Just remember, moderation is the difference between enjoying a drink and becoming tomorrow's cautionary tale."

Your Diploma Looks Better With a Drink Beside It

Whether you're celebrating graduation from the USA — University of Shitty Advice, relaxing after a long day, or contemplating humanity's seemingly endless supply of stupidity, this whiskey glass makes the occasion a little more distinguished.

Add the Professor's Official Whiskey Glass to your collection today.

Official Shitty Advice Now merchandise.

“We can't fix stupid, but we can damn sure give it a diploma.”



Product features
- 10.5 oz (310 ml) capacity
- Made from clear glass
- Personalized with engraved decoration
- Dishwasher safe
- Suitable for whiskey, juice, and everyday drinks

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

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