The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice

The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice

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$45.99
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The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
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  • The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice
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The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice

The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice

$45.99
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Color
One size
Circumference, in 19.00 - 23.00
Height, in 4.00
Visor width, in 2.00
Visor length, in 6.75

The Professor’s Signature Ball Cap — USA University of Shitty Advice

Protect Your Head. We Can't Guarantee What's Inside It.

Some people wear hats to make a fashion statement. Others wear them to conceal a bad haircut. And then there are those who desperately need something to protect the few remaining brain cells they possess.

Introducing The Professor’s Signature Trucker Cap, featuring the distinctive signature of Professor Cornelius Absalom Fitch-Bullshiton III, the world's foremost authority on bad advice, brilliant delivery, and questionable results.

This classic trucker-style cap features a structured front, breathable mesh back, curved bill, and adjustable rear closure. Whether you're working, traveling, enjoying the outdoors, or simply observing the extraordinary stupidity of the general population, this cap lets you represent the USA — University of Shitty Advice in style.

Because looking intelligent is considerably easier than actually being intelligent.

Product Highlights

  • Exclusive Professor Signature: Features the Professor's signature design prominently displayed on the front.
  • Classic Trucker Style: A timeless combination of a structured front panel and breathable mesh backing.
  • Adjustable Fit: Rear closure allows you to customize the fit.
  • Curved Bill: Classic everyday style with practical sun protection for your face.
  • Multiple Color Combinations: Available in a variety of colors to complement your personal style.
  • Everyday Versatility: Ideal for casual outings, road trips, outdoor activities, and questionable adventures.
  • A Perfect Gift: Great for anyone who appreciates intelligent sarcasm, irreverent humor, and the occasional well-deserved insult.

A Final Word from the Professor

"I have spent a lifetime studying the human brain, and I can assure you that what rests beneath a man's hat is considerably more important than the hat itself. Unfortunately, judging by the decisions I witness daily, some people would be better off investing in a helmet."

Wear the Signature. Represent the University. Question Everything.

USA — University of Shitty Advice

You can't fix stupid, but you can damn sure give it a diploma.

Discover the Professor's Collection at ShittyAdviceNow.com

Product features

- Adjustable plastic snap closure for a customizable fit

- Precurved visor with matching underbill and eight-row stitching

- Structured six-panel front with embroidered design and eyelets

- Breathable 100% polyester mesh back; front 60% cotton / 40% polyester

- Cotton sweatband and sewn-in label; one size fits most

Care instructions

- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.

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