The Professor's Signature License Plate Frame
The Professor's Signature License Plate Frame
| 12.3" x 6.5" | |
|---|---|
| Width, in | 12.25 |
| Height, in | 6.50 |
The Professor's Signature License Plate Frame
After decades of observing the extraordinary collection of intellectually challenged individuals operating motor vehicles, I've reached a rather disturbing conclusion.
Apparently, they'll give a driver's license to just about anybody who can identify a steering wheel.
Every morning, millions of motorists take to the highways, armed with cell phones, questionable judgment, and an astonishing inability to understand what a turn signal is actually for.
And somehow, we're all expected to share the road with these people.
That's why I'm proud to introduce The Professor's Signature License Plate Frame.
Featuring my distinguished signature and unmistakable pipe-smoking likeness, this elegant frame adds a touch of academic sophistication to your vehicle while quietly reminding the world that at least one person on the highway appreciates the value of common sense.
Why Your Vehicle Deserves This Distinguished Accessory
- The Professor's Signature Design: Featuring my exclusive signature and illustrated likeness for a sophisticated, understated appearance.
- Classic, Minimalist Styling: A clean design that complements your vehicle without unnecessary distractions.
- A Touch of Academic Prestige: Represent the Professor and Shitty Advice Now wherever the road takes you.
- An Excellent Gift: Perfect for car enthusiasts, sarcastic friends, frustrated commuters, and anyone who's ever questioned how the driver in front of them passed a driving test.
- Everyday Personality: Because your vehicle deserves something more interesting than another dealership advertisement.
A Final Word From the Professor
"My dear intellectually challenged motorists, let me offer you a small piece of wisdom.
The left lane is not your personal sightseeing tour.
Your turn signal is not an optional accessory.
And that little rectangular object in your hand is a telephone, not a license to operate a two-ton vehicle while watching dancing idiots on the internet.
Unfortunately, I cannot personally revoke the licenses of every dumbass on the highway.
Believe me, I've considered it.
But I can offer you this magnificent license plate frame so that, at the very least, your vehicle can display a little intelligence.
Now purchase the damn thing. And for once in your life, use your turn signal on the way home."
— Professor Cornelius Absalom Fitch-Pemberton Bullshiton III
Founder of Shitty Advice Now™
Chancellor, USA — University of Shitty Advice
"We can't fix stupid, but we can damn sure give it a diploma."
Product features
- Unique shaped design keeps important state license plate information visible.
- Bright, crisp full-color printing brings designs to life.
- Glossy front finish creates a polished look.
- Durable white aluminum construction with a silver backing.
- One size: 12.3 x 6.5 inches (31.1 x 16.5 cm), with pre-drilled holes; screws not included.
Care instructions
- Wipe with a damp cloth, air dry or use a soft, non-abrasive cloth