The Professor’s Signature Backpack — University of Shitty Advice

The Professor’s Signature Backpack — University of Shitty Advice

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The Professor’s Signature Backpack — University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Backpack — University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Backpack — University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Backpack — University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Backpack — University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Backpack — University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Backpack — University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Backpack — University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Backpack — University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Backpack — University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Backpack — University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Backpack — University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Backpack — University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Backpack — University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Backpack — University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Backpack — University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Backpack — University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Backpack — University of Shitty Advice
  • The Professor’s Signature Backpack — University of Shitty Advice
The Professor’s Signature Backpack — University of Shitty Advice

The Professor’s Signature Backpack — University of Shitty Advice

$99.05
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The Professor’s Signature Backpack — University of Shitty Advice

Carry Your Shit in Style. Intelligence Sold Separately.

Some people carry books. Some carry laptops. Others carry around an extraordinary amount of stupidity and somehow manage to make it everyone else's problem.

Fortunately, The Professor’s Signature Backpack was designed for those who appreciate a little more style, a little more organization, and a healthy dose of sarcasm.

Featuring the distinctive signature of Professor Cornelius Absalom Fitch-Bullshiton III and the official branding of Shitty Advice Now, this backpack makes a statement without requiring you to explain yourself to the intellectually challenged.

With its classic design, multiple storage compartments, and convenient carrying handle, this backpack is a practical companion for work, school, travel, and whatever questionable adventures life throws your way.

Because you can't carry common sense for everyone, but you can damn sure carry your own belongings.

Product Highlights

  • Exclusive Professor Signature Design: Features the Professor's distinctive signature and Shitty Advice Now branding.
  • Multiple Storage Compartments: Convenient zippered sections for organizing everyday essentials.
  • Classic Backpack Design: A versatile look suitable for work, school, travel, and everyday use.
  • Convenient Carrying Handle: Easy to grab when you're heading out the door.
  • Multiple Color Options: Choose from a variety of colors to match your style or questionable personality.
  • Practical Everyday Accessory: Great for carrying books, personal belongings, and daily necessities.
  • A Unique Gift: Perfect for students, travelers, sarcastic intellectuals, and anyone who appreciates the Professor's particular brand of wisdom.

A Final Word from the Professor

"I have traveled to every country in the world, advised some of history's most influential individuals, and witnessed extraordinary achievements of human intelligence. Unfortunately, I've also discovered that stupidity travels remarkably well and rarely bothers to pack a bag."

Carry the Signature. Represent the University. Never Apologize for Having Common Sense.

USA — University of Shitty Advice

You can't fix stupid, but you can damn sure give it a diploma.

Shop the Professor's Collection at ShittyAdviceNow.com

Carry Your Shit in Style. Intelligence Sold Separately.

Some people carry books. Some carry laptops. Others carry around an extraordinary amount of stupidity and somehow manage to make it everyone else's problem.

Fortunately, The Professor’s Signature Backpack was designed for those who appreciate a little more style, a little more organization, and a healthy dose of sarcasm.

Featuring the distinctive signature of Professor Cornelius Absalom Fitch-Bullshiton III and the official branding of Shitty Advice Now, this backpack makes a statement without requiring you to explain yourself to the intellectually challenged.

With its classic design, multiple storage compartments, and convenient carrying handle, this backpack is a practical companion for work, school, travel, and whatever questionable adventures life throws your way.

Because you can't carry common sense for everyone, but you can damn sure carry your own belongings.

Product Highlights

  • Exclusive Professor Signature Design: Features the Professor's distinctive signature and Shitty Advice Now branding.
  • Multiple Storage Compartments: Convenient zippered sections for organizing everyday essentials.
  • Classic Backpack Design: A versatile look suitable for work, school, travel, and everyday use.
  • Convenient Carrying Handle: Easy to grab when you're heading out the door.
  • Multiple Color Options: Choose from a variety of colors to match your style or questionable personality.
  • Practical Everyday Accessory: Great for carrying books, personal belongings, and daily necessities.
  • A Unique Gift: Perfect for students, travelers, sarcastic intellectuals, and anyone who appreciates the Professor's particular brand of wisdom.

A Final Word from the Professor

"I have traveled to every country in the world, advised some of history's most influential individuals, and witnessed extraordinary achievements of human intelligence. Unfortunately, I've also discovered that stupidity travels remarkably well and rarely bothers to pack a bag."

Carry the Signature. Represent the University. Never Apologize for Having Common Sense.

USA — University of Shitty Advice

You can't fix stupid, but you can damn sure give it a diploma.

Shop the Professor's Collection at ShittyAdviceNow.com

Product features

- Durable 600D mini ripstop polyester for long-lasting wear

- Suspended padded laptop sleeve sized 11.8"h x 11.6"w x 1.8"d

- Multiple storage: large main compartment, organizer pocket, 5" top pocket, side-entry and mesh pockets

- Supportive waist and sternum straps with side compression for stability

- Air-mesh padded back and handle for breathable comfort

Care instructions

- Before cleaning the bag, remove all the items from the bag. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.

- Hand wash

- Do not bleach

- Air dry

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean

- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.

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