USA – University of Shitty Advice Signature Women's Crop Top A Little Attitude. A Lot of Shitty Advice.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length, in | 18.50 | 19.25 | 20.00 | 20.75 | 21.50 | 22.25 |
| Width, in | 19.00 | 20.00 | 21.00 | 22.50 | 24.25 | 25.12 |
USA – University of Shitty Advice Signature Women's Crop Top
A Little Attitude. A Lot of Shitty Advice.
Class is officially in session at the University of Shitty Advice, where common sense is optional, sarcasm is mandatory, and looking good while questioning humanity is practically a graduation requirement.
This stylish women's crop top features the signature Professor design on the front and the bold, unmistakable USA – University of Shitty Advice crest on the back. It's the perfect combination of casual comfort, rebellious humor, and unapologetic personality.
Whether you're hanging out with friends, running errands, or simply observing the daily parade of dumbasses, this crop top lets everyone know exactly where you stand.
Product Highlights:
- Stylish cropped fit with a relaxed, modern look.
- Signature Professor design on the front.
- Bold University of Shitty Advice crest on the back.
- Available in multiple colors, including Black, White, Oxford Grey, and Pink.
- Perfect for casual wear, everyday adventures, and making sarcastic statements without saying a word.
- A great gift for anyone who appreciates brutal honesty, questionable decisions, and a healthy dose of sarcasm.
The Professor's Recommendation:
Wear it confidently. Think independently. And remember, just because everyone else is doing something doesn't mean it isn't incredibly stupid.
But the brutal truth is … you can't fix stupid, but you can damn sure look good while watching it happen.
USA – University of Shitty Advice
We can't fix stupid, but we can damn sure give it a diploma.
Visit ShittyAdviceNow.com and join the university where bad advice earns good laughs.
Product features
- 100% cotton jersey made from specially spun fibers for a strong, smooth printing surface
- Modern cropped fit with a medium-weight 7.0 oz/yd² (240 g/m²) fabric
- Ribbed collar stretches comfortably and returns to its original shape
- Double-needle stitching adds durability around the garment edges
- Sewn-in label and signature C logo on the left sleeve
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean