The Professor’s Signature Canvas Zipper Tote Bag

The Professor’s Signature Canvas Zipper Tote Bag

18" x 14" x 4.5" / Natural/Black
$34.95
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The Professor’s Signature Canvas Zipper Tote Bag
  • The Professor’s Signature Canvas Zipper Tote Bag
  • The Professor’s Signature Canvas Zipper Tote Bag
  • The Professor’s Signature Canvas Zipper Tote Bag
  • The Professor’s Signature Canvas Zipper Tote Bag
  • The Professor’s Signature Canvas Zipper Tote Bag
  • The Professor’s Signature Canvas Zipper Tote Bag
  • The Professor’s Signature Canvas Zipper Tote Bag
  • The Professor’s Signature Canvas Zipper Tote Bag
  • The Professor’s Signature Canvas Zipper Tote Bag
  • The Professor’s Signature Canvas Zipper Tote Bag
  • The Professor’s Signature Canvas Zipper Tote Bag
  • The Professor’s Signature Canvas Zipper Tote Bag
  • The Professor’s Signature Canvas Zipper Tote Bag
  • The Professor’s Signature Canvas Zipper Tote Bag
  • The Professor’s Signature Canvas Zipper Tote Bag
  • The Professor’s Signature Canvas Zipper Tote Bag
  • The Professor’s Signature Canvas Zipper Tote Bag
  • The Professor’s Signature Canvas Zipper Tote Bag
The Professor’s Signature Canvas Zipper Tote Bag

The Professor’s Signature Canvas Zipper Tote Bag

$34.95
Size18" x 14" x 4.5"
Color
18" x 14" x 4.5"
Width, in 18.00
Height, in 14.00
Depth, in 4.50

The Professor’s Signature Canvas Zipper Tote Bag

Carry Your Essentials. Leave Your Common Sense at Home.

Even the world’s most distinguished authority on questionable decisions needs somewhere to carry his belongings.

Introducing The Professor’s Signature Canvas Zipper Tote Bag, featuring the official signature of Professor Cornelius Absalom Fitch-Bullshiton III of the USA — University of Shitty Advice.

This stylish canvas tote combines a classic natural-colored design with contrasting handles and a matching bottom accent. Whether you're heading to work, shopping, traveling, or simply trying to look intelligent in a world determined to make that difficult, this bag makes a statement without saying a word.

Because good taste is optional, but carrying your shit is mandatory.

Product Highlights

  • Exclusive Professor Signature Design: Features the Professor's distinctive signature.
  • Classic Two-Tone Style: Natural canvas appearance with contrasting handles and bottom accents.
  • Convenient Zippered Storage: Designed to help keep your belongings organized.
  • Versatile Everyday Use: Great for shopping, work, travel, books, and daily essentials.
  • Multiple Color Options: Choose the combination that best suits your questionable personality.
  • A Unique Gift: Perfect for fans of sarcasm, intelligent humor, and the University of Shitty Advice.

A Final Word from the Professor

"An educated individual carries knowledge. A wise individual carries common sense. A dumbass carries neither. Fortunately, this bag has room for all three."

USA — University of Shitty Advice

You can't fix stupid, but you can damn sure give it a diploma.

Shop the Professor's Collection at ShittyAdviceNow.com

Product features

- Durable 12 oz. heavy cotton canvas construction

- Spacious 19 L main compartment with full zipper closure

- External front zipper pocket for quick access

- Comfortable 24.5" handles with 8.5" drop for over-the-shoulder wear

- Dimensions 18" W x 14" H x 4.5" D; pocket size 9.5" W x 9" H

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *recommended to place a small amount of soap before placing in the washing machine

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