The Professor's Signature Frosted Pint Glass

The Professor's Signature Frosted Pint Glass

16oz / Frosted
$16.99
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The Professor's Signature Frosted Pint Glass
  • The Professor's Signature Frosted Pint Glass
  • The Professor's Signature Frosted Pint Glass
  • The Professor's Signature Frosted Pint Glass
  • The Professor's Signature Frosted Pint Glass
  • The Professor's Signature Frosted Pint Glass
  • The Professor's Signature Frosted Pint Glass
  • The Professor's Signature Frosted Pint Glass
  • The Professor's Signature Frosted Pint Glass
  • The Professor's Signature Frosted Pint Glass
  • The Professor's Signature Frosted Pint Glass
  • The Professor's Signature Frosted Pint Glass
  • The Professor's Signature Frosted Pint Glass
The Professor's Signature Frosted Pint Glass

The Professor's Signature Frosted Pint Glass

$16.99
Size16oz
FinishFrosted
16oz
Diameter, in 3.46
Height, in 5.75

The Professor's Signature Frosted Pint Glass

Because Bad Decisions Deserve a Distinguished Drinking Glass.

Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce a magnificent achievement in beverage consumption: The Professor's Signature Frosted Pint Glass.

For generations, humanity has been pouring perfectly respectable beverages into whatever cheap, ugly glass happens to be sitting in the cabinet. Frankly, it's an embarrassment.

I am Professor Cornelius Absalom Fitch-Pemberton Bullshiton III, and I believe that even a certified dumbass deserves to drink with a little dignity.

Featuring my distinguished signature on an elegant frosted finish, this pint glass brings sophistication to your favorite beverage—even if the person holding it possesses the intellectual capacity of a garden shovel.

Why You Need One:

  • Elegant Frosted Finish: A sophisticated appearance for people whose life choices are anything but.
  • The Professor's Signature: An unmistakable mark of questionable academic excellence.
  • Classic Pint Glass Design: Perfect for enjoying your favorite cold beverages.
  • A Conversation Starter: Because sometimes your drinking glass is the most intelligent thing at the table.
  • An Excellent Gift: Ideal for friends, family, graduates of the University of Shitty Advice, and anyone who desperately needs a little class.

Whether you're celebrating a brilliant achievement, recovering from another spectacularly stupid decision, or simply enjoying a cold drink, do it with the dignity your questionable reputation deserves.

THE PROFESSOR'S BRUTAL TRUTH:

"You can't buy common sense, but you can buy a damn fine glass to drink from while you look for it."

Official Merchandise of USA — University of Shitty Advice

We can't fix stupid, but we can damn sure give it a diploma.

— Professor Cornelius Absalom Fitch-Pemberton Bullshiton III

Product features

- Matte frosted glass with a one-sided wraparound print

- Semi-translucent design creates a subtle, distinctive appearance

- Made from 100% glass with a matte frost finish

- Dishwasher-safe for convenient cleanup

- 16 oz (0.473 L / 1 pint) BPA-free size

Care instructions

- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

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